Dry Humping Saves Lives
Distributed in Oregon, and likely in many other states, Dry Humping Saves Lives is a vulgar booklet that teaches children that anything goes sexually as long as they don’t pass their sexual fluids on to their sexual partners.
TARGET AGE GROUP: Middle school thru high school
Curriculum Highlights
The following are direct excerpts or activities from the Dry Humping Saves Lives! workbook:
- “Gender and orientation can be really complicated to understand…because they change.” (page 9)
- “Masturbation…It’s healthy. It’s natural. It’s a great way to kill extra time” (page 27)
- “Masturbation…Try using accessories with different textures. (feathers, tube sock, ice.) Pron. Lube. Do it in front of a mirror. Try it while someone is watching” (page 27)
- “Map out your gender gummi on the next page! No one’s gummi is identical. And yours can change by the day, hour or minute…” (page 9)
- “What exactly is abstinence?…How long should you remain abstinent? The beauty about abstinence is that you make it whatever you want it to be for however long you want it to last.” (page 13)
- “There is no universal right or wrong…everything differs from person to person.” (page 13)
- “My partner and I have fun with dry humping and making out!” (page 13)
- “My parents say sex is a bad idea…What’s right for me?” (page 13)
- “Fluid free groovin’ pushes people to be more creative when it comes to intimacy and having a satisfying sexual experience.” (page 15)
The following is one activity from the Dry Humping Saves Lives workbook that youth are asked to complete. This activity is found on page 16 of the workbook.
ACTIVITY: NEAT PLACES TO MAKE OUT!
Cross out all of the places that you’ve made out…Try to accomplish them all!
- On a table
- Escalator
- In a park
- Against a brick wall
- In a shopping cart
- In a closet
- On a roof
- Down a slide
- In the snow
- On a boat
- On a beach
- A farm
- In each other’s clothes
- On a merry-go-round
- A bike
- In a garden
- Under a table
- In a fort
- The mall
- On a swing
- Your parent’s room
- In the rain
- Elevator
- In a car
- At the zoo
- On a horse
- In the grass
- A tree
- A pool
- The supermarket
- The bus
- A movie theater
- Dressing room
- Upside down
- Roller skating rink
- Coffee shop
- Through a window
- Pet store
- Airplane
- In a canoe
- On top of the tallest building in town
- On a train
- In a construction zone
- A field of flowers
- Classroom
- In a hot tub or sauna
- At a concert
- While wearing roller blades
- Under a bridge
- Ferris Wheel
- In a tent
- The library
- Underwater
- A donut shop
- By only candlelight
- Underneath a mirror
- All the rooms of your house
- In a parking lot
- At the gym
- Barbershop
- Carnival
- On videotape
- In each other’s arms
- In an intersection
- In front of a fireplace
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